What are you people doing with all the cream cheese?
The cream cheese section in all my nearby grocery stores looks like the paper towel aisle in 2020. At first, I blamed the supply manager. What a slacker. …
Crunch, crunch,
What’s this?
Oh Happy Days,
Smells good,
My head — <muffled>
fits inside this hole,
sniff, sniff, crunch
and it’s full of food!
MY FOOD!
I like this. …
Yesterday forced us to override my mother-in-law’s wishes. Damn interfering day. How rude. The previous day my mother-in-law was in the here and now and spoke like a champ. Then Yesterday came along.
My husband didn’t want to do it. Didn’t want to listen to me, the bulldozer. I don’t…
My husband and I live with his mom. She was on hospice once before. They told us she had 2–3 months left. After two and one-half years, they kicked her off hospice. You know, for insurance reasons.
That’s just cold. It’s not like she got better. …
And I feel the need to share…
First Method:
My daughter solved my puzzle above. She calls it the “Head-on-a-stick line”. Close enough…
Here’s the deal. I write funny bits of family, life, pets, and whatever the hello comes to me.
When I misstep, I turn and laugh in its face, but I’m also big into lessons learned. …
